“Well, you could. But why would you?” was ‘Stroke-Boy’s’ ingenious reply.

And thus, my philosophy of writing was born. Truth is SO much stranger than fiction.

And as I write, my brain echoes the memorable words from ‘LB’ – “Why let the truth stand in the way of a good story?”

So what I will say is this…all of the stories you are about to read have happened. Unless they have not.

Good luck everybody!