1) The next step to world peace is to solve the “tape measure” vs. “measuring tape” debate:
- the soft fabric-y one that is used in fashion is a measuring tape
- the metallic one that is used in construction is a tape measure
- neither is technically, made of tape #official
You’re welcome.
2) I cleaned three months worth of Eddie poop out of the yard today and offer the advice that dry, cold conditions are best for this task.
3) As I observed my “haul”, I concluded that a dog will poop out its weight every three months. So if you have a bigger dog, don’t wait that long. @RaineAdams1 has a photo if you would like to compare.
4) Looking back at my task, I wish I had collected them in smaller, paper bags which could have been delivered to key members of the Ontario legislature. It would help them grow their love for dogs.
5) Here is a joke I never thought I’d hear our beloved priest, Father Charles say…
…on Sunday
…in church
…as part of his homily
Q: How do you make Holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.
#fathercharlesisarockstar
6) Based on my dealings with Customer Service representatives this week, I conclude that it would be more difficult to defraud BMO than it would be to defraud Reliance.
The BMO rep gave a CLASSIC response to my concern that my account may be compromise. There was a curious double entry from Bell…
“I’m sure it’s fine. I bet that Bell was just testing to see if the payment would go through.”
Ummmmm…what? Isn’t that what fraudster’s do?
Meanwhile, Reliance pretty much asked for a retinal scan before agreeing to send a technician to look at our furnace.
7) @RaineAdams1 and I learned a new term at @TheKeg: “Table Bread”.
Are breads now associated with restaurant furniture?
What other type of bread would they be offering?
“Would you like to try some of our bar stool bread?”
No thank you. It’s probably too moist and tastes like farts.
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