Letters are fillilng my inbox from businesses that have my email address telling me how they are protecting me from COVID-19. My responses are below.
Dear BMO,
Thank you for your email about how you are there for me during COVID-19.
I bank virtually and that is not one of the documented ways of transmission.
Just a thought…please concentrate on finding the hole that my investments are leaking out of and plug it?
Thank you.
JD
PS. You have all my money.
Dear Hotels,
Thank you for your email about how you are there for me during COVID-19.
Do you really want to connect the dots between cleanliness and hotel rooms? I really try not to think about how clean hotel rooms really aren’t. You’ve just put it back in my brain.
Just a thought…please consider tripling or quadrupling the time you allot for room cleaning. Better yet, switch to a single-use philosophy and repaint and recarpet rooms after each use.
Thank you.
JD
PS. I’m going to need an extra gallon of brain bleach get the oxymoron of “hotel room cleanliness” out of my head
Dear OTF,
Thank you for your email about how you are there for me during COVID-19.
Just a thought…please consider making a recording of Jayy leading a workout with only body weight excercises and the outdoors to run.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you.
JD
Dear AGO,
Thank you for your email about how you are there for me during COVID-19.
You’re closed.
Was this really necessary?
No one is allowed to touch anything, there is plenty of room for social distancing and the last time I was there I was cautioned about breathing too heavily in the exhibit.
Just a thought…please consider posting a daily virtual tour of an exhibit online to keep the fans interested?
Thank you.
JD
PS. Posting virtual tours is a REALLY good idea. I’m just saying…
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