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Friday’s Joke of the Week

#nationalZOOLOVERSday

A zoo owner wanted a mongoose exhibit, so he wrote to the supplier:

“Dear Sir. \Please send me a pair of mongooses.”

He thought that didn’t sound right, so he tried again.

“Dear Sir. Please send me a pair of mongeese.”

That didn’t sound right either, so he tried  again. 

“Dear Sir. Please send me a pair of mongi.”

That still didn’t sound right, so he tried one last time.

“Dear Sir. Please send me a mongoose.

P.S. and another one.”

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