A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a mutt just sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the mutt replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “When I was younger, I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says: “Ten dollars.”
The guy says: “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!
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