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I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six?

He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”

You can’t fault kid logic

#WorldLogicDay

Top 5 Ways to Close a Logic Argument That you are Winning by about 1000% 

.5. “Earth is full. Go home.”

.4.” I know I’m talking like an idiot. I have to, otherwise you wouldn’t understand what I’m saying.” 

.3. “I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I never attack someone who is unarmed.”

.2. “Well, I would punch you, but I just did it verbally ten times.”

.1. “I’ll leave you alone. Darwin will take care of you.”

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