Top 5 Reasons to LOVE (or not to love) Kazoos
5. If a German man sneezes because his musical instrument is too small for him you can yell “Kazoo tight!”
4. As a kazoo player, you’re easier to treat if you accidentally swallow your instrument than if you were a tuba player.
3. Kazoos are actually preferable to the obnoxious tones that signal period change in schools.
2. Ten kazoos at the bottom of the ocean is called a good start.
1. [GOD CREATING DUCKS] Waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.
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