Top 5 one-liners about mail carriers
5. My postman friend gets really angry when I tell everyone that he is a mail escort.
4. The postman said he’d hold my package till I got home…it was an uncomfortable walk.
3. Don’t upset your mail carrier; he knows where you live.
2. The mail carrier couldn’t tell good jokes because he was bad at delivery.
1. My mail carrier has gender reassignment surgery so now she’s really a post-man…he was originally delivered with the wrong package.
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