How tall are you?

For one thing I don’t know the correct answer. At Home Depot I could be as tall as 6’1”, while at 7-11 I shrink to 5’7”.

At the doctor’s office they measure in centimetres and the math stymies me.

Also, am I standing up straight? I’m aging so my body is settling. Did stretching on the backyard swing set really have an impact?

I used to think I was 5’9” and could stretch it out to 5’10” – that extra inch seems to make a difference.

So, you see, this is a lot of thought to put into a simple question.