Top 5 Truisms about Plumbing:
5. The choice between improving the kitchen plumbing or replacing the pool pump is either sink or swim.
4. The best plumbing slogan by far is:
“We’re professional, affordable and we always leave the seat down.
We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
3. A surefire trick to break your nail-biting habit is to take up plumbing.
2. If you have a group of cynical plumbers analyzing an outdoor plumbing situation, it’s called a skeptic tank
1. Plumbing is like poker. You can’t have a full house and a straight flush.
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