
A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and corned beef over his eyes.
“What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
The doctor replies “Well it looks like you’re not eating right.”
I can't make this stuff up.

A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and corned beef over his eyes.
“What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
The doctor replies “Well it looks like you’re not eating right.”