Top 5 Things We Learned at the Zoo
5. Giraffes don’t play basketball because there are too many cheetahs.
4. Of all the people working at the zoo, the one at the penguin exhibit was most awesome. She’s a keeper.
3. You will be asked to leave the zoo if you feed the ducks….to the crocodiles.
2. To stop a rhino from charging unplug him.
1. The only animal we saw at this zoo was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
