If you are going to a restaurant on Mother’s day, look around the packed dining room and say, “Damn it’s crowded in here! Everyone and their mother must be here.”
You’re welcome.

I can't make this stuff up.
If you are going to a restaurant on Mother’s day, look around the packed dining room and say, “Damn it’s crowded in here! Everyone and their mother must be here.”
You’re welcome.
