How do you order one martini?
Julius Caesar walks into a bar…
He says, “I’ll have a martinus.”
Bartender asks “You mean martini?”
Julius Caesar replies “If I wanted more than one, I would have asked for it.”

I can't make this stuff up.
How do you order one martini?
Julius Caesar walks into a bar…
He says, “I’ll have a martinus.”
Bartender asks “You mean martini?”
Julius Caesar replies “If I wanted more than one, I would have asked for it.”
