The best way to make a Caesar Salad is to gently slice the stomach of the romaine and then remove the baby romaine.
No. Wait. That’s a Caesarian Salad.
For a Caesar Salad just stab it 23 times.

I can't make this stuff up.
The best way to make a Caesar Salad is to gently slice the stomach of the romaine and then remove the baby romaine.
No. Wait. That’s a Caesarian Salad.
For a Caesar Salad just stab it 23 times.
