1. What is a strimmer?
Someone who shaves the 23rd letter into someone’s hair.
2. What is a Mexican Wave?
What your tummy feels after drinking Mexican water.
3. What is hogwash?
A car detailing service for police.
4. What is poppycock?
What Daddy used to impregnate Mommy.
5. What is a doodlebug?
An error in a doodle.
6. What is a pecan?
A medical result confirming the ability to urinate.
7. What is a molar?
A dyslexic’s value system.
8. What is an epiphany?
Many young children have a hard time pronouncing “Stephanie”.
9. What is goulash?
A cremated ghost.
10. What is a parameter?
The opposite of a meter. So, a foot
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