10 Questions 😮

1. What is a strimmer?

Someone who shaves the 23rd letter into someone’s hair.

2. What is a Mexican Wave?

What your tummy feels after drinking Mexican water.

3. What is hogwash?

A car detailing service for police.

4. What is poppycock?

What Daddy used to impregnate Mommy.

5. What is a doodlebug?

An error in a doodle.

6. What is a pecan?

A medical result confirming the ability to urinate.

7. What is a molar?

A dyslexic’s value system.

8. What is an epiphany?

Many young children have a hard time pronouncing ā€œStephanieā€.

9. What is goulash?

A cremated ghost.

10. What is a parameter?

The opposite of a meter. So, a foot